The Hidden Cost of Politeness: How “Thank You” Drains the Planet (And Why AI Doesn’t Care) Ever chatted with a friend, laughed at their jokes, and ended the convo with a warm “Thanks for the advice!”? Now, what if I told you that same “thanks” directed at ChatGPT could power a lightbulb for hours? Or fill a water bottle enough to drown a goldfish? Let’s unpack why your polite AI chats might be eco-disasters in disguise - and why the robots won’t hold a grudge if you skip the pleasantries. AI: The Secret Life of “Please” and “Thank You” The Secret Life of “Please” and “Thank You” ChatGPT isn’t your Aunt Karen - it doesn’t need emotional validation. Yet, 67% of AI users still say “please” and “thank you,” partly to avoid a Terminator -style uprising. Spoiler: AI won’t overthrow humanity if you’re rude. But those extra words do spark a different kind of rebellion - against the planet. Every time you type “Can you help me with this, please?”, you’re not just asking a qu...