Perplexity! Yeah, it's a real name for a real AI. It's like naming your kid "Algorithm" or "Neural Network." But hey, if it can raise $500 million, who are we to judge? AI Election Fever: When Bots Become Boss So, let's talk about this AI gold rush. It's like the dot-com bubble, but with less Y2K panic and more existential dread. Investors are throwing money at these AI startups like confetti at a New Year's Eve party. And Perplexity is right there, soaking up the cash and growing bigger by the day. So, folks, get ready for the most electrifying election season ever! No, not the one with the real humans. I'm talking about the AI election, where bots battle it out for supremacy. The Rise of the Machine Overlords You know how humans have been voting for centuries, like cavemen scratching their names on a rock wall? Well, those days are over. Now, we've got AI, the ultimate decision-maker. It's like having a super-smart toddler wh...